Victoria, what the fuck Benjamin. Next time you take his strawberries, shits gonna hit the whale fucker.

Day 1 of Downhill Training

THESE BITCHES WERE REACHING SPEEDS UP TO 100 KM ON DA SLOPES TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! shit was intense. 

After our first training run, we headed over to the north side for some slalom training. Shit was nice. Naggy threw out her back again...she was on her knees too much. Fucking slut. After training, we were FREEZING so we headed back to the van. Precious, Annatina and Mich thought they were going to freeze to death waiting for the Boss. We were considering rationing the one granola bar Precious had with her. But who are we kidding, that shit would of been gone instantly. 

Whale Dick

Sweatpants, Hair tied, Chillin with no makeup on.

Precious Showering X's 2

Precious is now accusing the Crew for child pornography.

mind gym

"The mind is a powerful thing...most people don't use it properly"

Today  Mich and Farra were taught a new lesson. "Ninety percent of the game is mental" and there are many things to do to deal with it to reach the top. If anyone is having difficulty reaching their full potential or reaching their goal, either you are completely incapable and clearly suck, or your mind is taking over your abilities. If anyone needs to update their self esteem and understand the importance that your mind plays, check out Mind Gym: an athletes guide to inner excellence.


This was our intelligent thought of the day...

"white fellow, black fellow...they all crazy."

HATERZZZZZ GONNNA HATE

Departure Day for Some

Sadly, Farra and Gem had to journey home today. Their chlamydia was acting up and thought it would be best to treat it from the comfort of their own homes. We will report on their condition as soon as we hear any news....please, lets pray for them.  

"Money, Cars, Clothes, Hoes, mother fucking Diamonds on my mother fucking toes"
^very philosophical.....

chubby legs

So I, Farra just encountered Annatina and Mich at the pool. Two fit biddies just drinking some water as they try to loose a few pounds. Unfortunately, I am sure to say that Mich had a tough time doing that. After swimming she found a random chocolate bar on the side of the pool and started eating it....we have no idea where it came from. Sketchy. In addition, I got the lovely opportunity to watch Mich synconize swim, she doesn't even deserve a mention of what things she did in that pool....clearl, Mich missed her calling.

day 3 update

if mich doesn't stop blogging, the crew is gonna have some serious problems.

so, for once, I, Farra, will be taking the honour to blog about our day...

• Fat ass had a surprisingly good day, her amped up eating habits took full force as she won the race (aka 32th, good enough though). Mich, better get eating for tomorrow..
• Getting ready to leave, we noticed that some large ontario van blocked our van from leaving, so Yoshi come to the rescue to take us home. 
• Mich is now on a diet
• Annatina bailed walking down a hill...Naggy laughed
• Gem placed a solid 22nd today
• Mich clogged the toilet is the girls bathroom, so there was piss everywhere

Mich's toe is like a mood ring...it changes colours.

Question of the Day

"Do lesbians get turned on by their own boobs?"

IS ANYONE ACTUALLY READING THIS?! PLZZZZ LEAVE COMMENTZZZZZZ.

LUV YOU GUYZ

P's froastbite misfortune

Precious was having a nice shower until Mich poured ice cold water up her asshole...she is being treated for froastbite of the asshole. We will report on her condition of the asshole when shit settles down. Lets all pray for her well being of the asshole.

Precious is locked outside naked....shits hilarious.



fucking slut.

Tomorrow's Super G Race!!!!

we all have great bibs tomorrow.....except Precious.....she is starting at the back of the pack......where she BELONGS!!!!!!!
follow us on live timing!
Mich: 32
Annatina: 31
Naggy: 36
Farra: 33
Precious: 52
Gem: 42

"Places to go, people to see, things to blog."
-Mich

The Crew had some nice pesto chicken and pasta for dinner. This is what Mich found on the doorstep when she came home from tunning.....

Shit Hit the Fan

Wow, that course was the biggest dumb broad we have ever seen before in the history of our skiing careers. She rode ROUGH. We had to take her from behind, and there was no holding back. Apparently she really likes it from behind, that kind of shit turns her on. The Crew disrespected that dumb broad, she was a slut and deserved absolutely NO respect.  Hopefully that slut shapes up for tomorrows super g event!!

Race Recap

Overall The Crew had a really good day racing. We were shredding like no other. Some comments from the bitches....

Naggy: "life is a bitch, better yet, a dumb broad."
Precious: "just when you thought your day was bad, it gets worse..... ^that shit is plagiarized"
Mich: "horse shit."
Annatina: "if my mother ran that course, she would of beat me."

We are expecting our invitations to the Ontario Ski Team any day now....

Day 2 of the GS at St Anne, they better get ready for the bitchess.....were coming.

unnnghhhhhhhh

"ST. ANNNE SLAM PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

my half house

6:19 - my shower head is made by shower message
6:20 - phone call to mother teresa to figure out how to heat up the lasagne
6:21 - mama T hangs up
6:22 - mich put garlic bread in the oven
6:24 - naggy finishes straightening her hair (unimpressed)
6:25 - precious: "fuck something is burning!", "smoke is suffocating me"
6:26 - listening to hold my hand by Michael Jackson
6:26 - big plates won't fit in the microwave, must move the pasta to small plates - struggles
6:28 - Farra: "this doesn't sound like Michael jackson.."
6:30 - Naggy: "it smells like asshole in here"

fuck bitches, get money

Mich - i think u look pretty like that
Naggy - shut up
Mich - ur giving in to the pressure of society
Naggy - and your clearly not
Mich - clearly, but my mom still loves me

"Breast feeding isn't even cool, its not sexual at all."

-Farrahnouchge

THE CREW.

Fellow Bloggers....you need to meet the crew. 

• Precious- illegal immigrant. 
• Naggy- foreign exchange student with a tight ass. 
• Farrahnouchge- fluent in seahorse. 
• Mich- biker chick. 
• Annatina- goat whisperer. 

salutations!

Greetings fellow bloggers, how do you do? Well we are just a bunch of bitches that ski.....a lot. Over the course of this season, we will be sharing our life secrets and precious moments with this blog. Get ready...shits gonna get intense.