HOWDY!

Wow, sorry followers! We have been pretty busy FSUing and I have seemed to forgot about the blog! 

I will give you a short update on what has been going down: 

1. Mich went to Peru

2. The other girls stayed at home and FSUed

3. KingsKnow went to rehab 

Now we are in Quebec...what else is new? We have a legit condo and we are absolutely loving life. We have a hot tub and a BBQ!!!!! YEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

And someones balls are about to get ripped off......

xoxoxoxox

gossip girl. 

KingsKnow

Hello Followers!

We have a new edition to the blog! Followers, I would like you to meet KingsKnow.  She is a new member to our blog and we are SO happy to have her here! Fun fact: KingsKnow invented crayons in 1903 and sold them for a nickel! she made ONE WHOLE NICKEL off of this amazing creation. We thank her every day for those lovely wax writing utensils we use in our daily lives.

KingsKnow is making her debut to the blog with her very deep and wise quote. I would like to share it with you. Hopefully it will be able to help you through a tough time in your life....or you will just laugh at it. Whatever works.

"You only feel pain when you care"
Thank you KingsKnow.

"Life is a race against time" -Precious

keepin it classy

Ferra hasn't changed her underwear in 3 days.....

Gonna be a good night LAAAADAAAAAYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!

Ottawa Slam Piece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello

Hello followers, I am so sorry that I haven't been blogging lately. Its been super super busy and haven't had time to even think/ Im lazy....

Ok so a recap of the events that have taken place in the beautiful city of Ottawa:
1. Mich, Vag, and Annatina made their debut in the top 5 for J1
2. Ferra and Mich spent the day in the emergency room
3.  Ferra, Annatina and Vag got served at East Side Marios

And now the fun is over, we gotta fuck a bitch up......

"Its because she is part U.S.S.R"

DTS....Down To Ski

"Lifes too short to be skinny"

Ottawa Bitchesss

Ferra, Annatina and Mich are now exploring our nations capital.....Ottawa! Come find us!!!

WOOOOOWHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Congrats on a solid 6th place finish today Gem!! You did awesome, we are so proud of you back in India. Can't wait till you get home to the motherland. 

Leave your comments and support for our girl Gem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoutout to GEM!!!

Gem is representing our team out in Halifax at the Canada Winter Games!!!!

GO GET EM GIRLFRIEND, WERE CHEERING FOR YOU AT HOME!!!!
xoxoxooxoxoxox

"I dont give a fuck, I hate literature"- Naggy

Sexy Comes Standard

The crew is starring in this new Subaru commercial......

We would love to hear your commentzzzzz!!!!!!!!

RIP Octopusssssssy

Today Mich drove for the first time since Christmas. She almost backed into oncoming traffic and only mixed up the gas and the break once. Overall it was a good day.

SHOUT OUT TO OUR FOLLOWERS !!!!!!

..................and kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

Valentines Day Tomorrow?

Who's your special someone?

Naggy asked Mich to be her valentine, obviously she accepted.

xoxoxooxox

Way to go LAAAYDAAAYS!!!!!!!!

Special shout out to Naggy and Precious on their results today! Taking places 1 and 2 on the podium, we are so proud of them!!!!!!

Oh and Annatina had a stellar first run today, way to go girlfriend!!!!

Big Race Tomorrow Ladies

The Crew has a really important race tomorrow. Please wish us luck, this race will potentially determine our skiing career's.

Lets fuck shit up ladies.

LMFAO

Hallelujah

Most of us are heading up to ski country tonight, thank the lords. Naggy has to stay home and go to school, but really, who cares about school. We are all going to marry rich anyways.....

soooo I dont know if anyone else is illiterate, but I sure am.....

Home Sweet Home

Well, we have all returned home and life has never been so strange...its so quiet, and clean......I really have no idea what to do with myself without the constant stream of sexual comments and foul language. And on top of that, we have to go to school tomorrow....like really, what is school? We all know that we will get by on our dashing good looks, and great personalities.

I will report on how the day goes, if I make it......

HELLLO MY FRIENDS!!!

Hello followers, I am ever so sorry that I have not been blogging lately. I have sinned and i hope that Jesus Christ will forgive me.... ANYWAYS....
Yesterday, the Crew had to leave the wonderful Mont. St. Anne. It was a very emotional goodbye, we had some greats times there. Some of us really found ourselves in that condo. We loved it there and it will be greatly missed. BUT NOW the Crew has found a new residence. It is bigger, and better. It is our home, our sacred castle....it is...the one and only....Motel 69 ladies and gentleman. Oh god, and is it ever true to its name!

Also I would like to send out a special congratulations to our one and only Precious, that sexy fox scored a 49 today at the St Sauver slalom race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAY TO FUCK SHIT UP GIRLFRAND!!!!!!! luv u bebe.

Goodnight all. May your dreams consist of happiness and sexual thoughts. xox

HELLLO MY FRIENDS!!!

SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING LATLEY

Crazy Times

The Boss said the new drug craze is to snort epsom salts....anyone down? We are.

snow day

Farra here. Unfortunately, I had to depart early from the series to come back to school. In addition, today I woke up to a delightful note left outside my bedroom door claiming I have no school today. So another day missed. Oh well. I just wanted to wish my ladies a good downhill race today. Just finished it off girls!

xoxo Farra

BANANA UP THE ASSHOLE!

Annatina, Naggy and Precious tried to shove a banana up Mich's asshole....shit hit the fan.

Loooooosey Goooooooosey

Victoria, what the fuck Benjamin. Next time you take his strawberries, shits gonna hit the whale fucker.

Day 1 of Downhill Training

THESE BITCHES WERE REACHING SPEEDS UP TO 100 KM ON DA SLOPES TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! shit was intense. 

After our first training run, we headed over to the north side for some slalom training. Shit was nice. Naggy threw out her back again...she was on her knees too much. Fucking slut. After training, we were FREEZING so we headed back to the van. Precious, Annatina and Mich thought they were going to freeze to death waiting for the Boss. We were considering rationing the one granola bar Precious had with her. But who are we kidding, that shit would of been gone instantly. 

Whale Dick

Sweatpants, Hair tied, Chillin with no makeup on.

Precious Showering X's 2

Precious is now accusing the Crew for child pornography.

mind gym

"The mind is a powerful thing...most people don't use it properly"

Today  Mich and Farra were taught a new lesson. "Ninety percent of the game is mental" and there are many things to do to deal with it to reach the top. If anyone is having difficulty reaching their full potential or reaching their goal, either you are completely incapable and clearly suck, or your mind is taking over your abilities. If anyone needs to update their self esteem and understand the importance that your mind plays, check out Mind Gym: an athletes guide to inner excellence.


This was our intelligent thought of the day...

"white fellow, black fellow...they all crazy."

HATERZZZZZ GONNNA HATE

Departure Day for Some

Sadly, Farra and Gem had to journey home today. Their chlamydia was acting up and thought it would be best to treat it from the comfort of their own homes. We will report on their condition as soon as we hear any news....please, lets pray for them.  

"Money, Cars, Clothes, Hoes, mother fucking Diamonds on my mother fucking toes"
^very philosophical.....

chubby legs

So I, Farra just encountered Annatina and Mich at the pool. Two fit biddies just drinking some water as they try to loose a few pounds. Unfortunately, I am sure to say that Mich had a tough time doing that. After swimming she found a random chocolate bar on the side of the pool and started eating it....we have no idea where it came from. Sketchy. In addition, I got the lovely opportunity to watch Mich synconize swim, she doesn't even deserve a mention of what things she did in that pool....clearl, Mich missed her calling.

day 3 update

if mich doesn't stop blogging, the crew is gonna have some serious problems.

so, for once, I, Farra, will be taking the honour to blog about our day...

• Fat ass had a surprisingly good day, her amped up eating habits took full force as she won the race (aka 32th, good enough though). Mich, better get eating for tomorrow..
• Getting ready to leave, we noticed that some large ontario van blocked our van from leaving, so Yoshi come to the rescue to take us home. 
• Mich is now on a diet
• Annatina bailed walking down a hill...Naggy laughed
• Gem placed a solid 22nd today
• Mich clogged the toilet is the girls bathroom, so there was piss everywhere

Mich's toe is like a mood ring...it changes colours.

Question of the Day

"Do lesbians get turned on by their own boobs?"

IS ANYONE ACTUALLY READING THIS?! PLZZZZ LEAVE COMMENTZZZZZZ.

LUV YOU GUYZ

P's froastbite misfortune

Precious was having a nice shower until Mich poured ice cold water up her asshole...she is being treated for froastbite of the asshole. We will report on her condition of the asshole when shit settles down. Lets all pray for her well being of the asshole.

Precious is locked outside naked....shits hilarious.



fucking slut.

Tomorrow's Super G Race!!!!

we all have great bibs tomorrow.....except Precious.....she is starting at the back of the pack......where she BELONGS!!!!!!!
follow us on live timing!
Mich: 32
Annatina: 31
Naggy: 36
Farra: 33
Precious: 52
Gem: 42

"Places to go, people to see, things to blog."
-Mich

The Crew had some nice pesto chicken and pasta for dinner. This is what Mich found on the doorstep when she came home from tunning.....

Shit Hit the Fan

Wow, that course was the biggest dumb broad we have ever seen before in the history of our skiing careers. She rode ROUGH. We had to take her from behind, and there was no holding back. Apparently she really likes it from behind, that kind of shit turns her on. The Crew disrespected that dumb broad, she was a slut and deserved absolutely NO respect.  Hopefully that slut shapes up for tomorrows super g event!!

Race Recap

Overall The Crew had a really good day racing. We were shredding like no other. Some comments from the bitches....

Naggy: "life is a bitch, better yet, a dumb broad."
Precious: "just when you thought your day was bad, it gets worse..... ^that shit is plagiarized"
Mich: "horse shit."
Annatina: "if my mother ran that course, she would of beat me."

We are expecting our invitations to the Ontario Ski Team any day now....

Day 2 of the GS at St Anne, they better get ready for the bitchess.....were coming.

unnnghhhhhhhh

"ST. ANNNE SLAM PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

my half house

6:19 - my shower head is made by shower message
6:20 - phone call to mother teresa to figure out how to heat up the lasagne
6:21 - mama T hangs up
6:22 - mich put garlic bread in the oven
6:24 - naggy finishes straightening her hair (unimpressed)
6:25 - precious: "fuck something is burning!", "smoke is suffocating me"
6:26 - listening to hold my hand by Michael Jackson
6:26 - big plates won't fit in the microwave, must move the pasta to small plates - struggles
6:28 - Farra: "this doesn't sound like Michael jackson.."
6:30 - Naggy: "it smells like asshole in here"

fuck bitches, get money

Mich - i think u look pretty like that
Naggy - shut up
Mich - ur giving in to the pressure of society
Naggy - and your clearly not
Mich - clearly, but my mom still loves me

"Breast feeding isn't even cool, its not sexual at all."

-Farrahnouchge

THE CREW.

Fellow Bloggers....you need to meet the crew. 

• Precious- illegal immigrant. 
• Naggy- foreign exchange student with a tight ass. 
• Farrahnouchge- fluent in seahorse. 
• Mich- biker chick. 
• Annatina- goat whisperer. 

salutations!

Greetings fellow bloggers, how do you do? Well we are just a bunch of bitches that ski.....a lot. Over the course of this season, we will be sharing our life secrets and precious moments with this blog. Get ready...shits gonna get intense.